Botnik

Botnik is a writing collective centered around writing comedy using predictive text. It is an effort between humans and machines to create absurd and wonderful content. I participate in Botnik's writing jams and contributes to their codebase.

  • Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash
    • "If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione
    • The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost.
  • Cooking With Botnik: Thanksgiving
    • Jokes aside, let's return this roasted turkey back into the wild
  •  Botnik Presents: The Best Rom Coms On Netflix
    • Kate And Julia And Maude And Leopold: four strangers in Queens love Doctor Who, but it’s a singer without fame who makes love with all of them.