I am a contributor for Hard Drive, a video game and nerd culture satire website by The Hard Times. You can see my author page here. I participated in Hard Drive’s “featured contributor” program committing to ten headlines per week for four weeks, during which I had over a dozen articles published on the site. Here is a sample of my work for Hard Drive:
- Settlers Of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive "Longest Turn" Card
- Melee Player Can't Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005
- Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set To High
- Gamer At New Job Opens Every Door In Office Building
- Life Spent Playing 'Doom' Pays Off For Gamer Sent To Hell
- Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo Game
- Pikachu Overcome By Own Mortality Realizing He Will One Day Die And Become Duskull
- Review: This Super Mario Plush Toy Could Never Beat Having A Real Plumber Live In Your House
- 35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting Room
- Disney Breeds Dozens of New Frog Species to Expand National Geographic Streaming Content
- Cool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner's Gaming Car
- Study: 85% Of Christians Still Do Not Believe Humans Evolved From Donkey Kong
- Firefly Fan Also Canceled
- Proto-Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything To Have Left Arm Back
- The 5 Best Gaming Headsets For Just Listening To A Nice Audiobook Once In A While
- Psychic Beats Shit Out Of Man Counting Tarot Cards
- Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend
- Museum Of Natural History Acquires 4 Million Year Old Dry Bones
- Gamer's Healthcare Plan Mainly Jumping Headfirst Into Red Heart Logo Outside CVS
- Sleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM Cycle
- Every Star Wars Easter Egg You Missed In My Apartment
- Parents Blame Poorly Made Video Game For Son's Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts