Misc Sites


Blaffo is the world's last magazine. A satire website started by Onion Founder Scott Dikkers, I was an early contributor to the site.


News For Dogs is man's best news source. It is dog-specific satire. If this is what you're looking for, then look no further, weirdo. Here are the articles I wrote:



Go List Yourself was a website satirizing millennial culture and "buzz" news.

Tim's Tesseract was a sci-fi/horror comedy website. I wrotes a monthly column entitled Ensign's Log, the journal entries of a lowly ensign aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D. None of these links work anymore and the site is now defunct. Feel free to click on them anyways. I know how much you love clicking things.