Blaffo is the world's last magazine. A satire website started by Onion Founder Scott Dikkers, I was an early contributor to the site.
- Catholic Church Provides Flint Residents Faucet-Mounted Water Sanctifiers (headline)
- Poll: Americans Receive Majority Of News From Dark Recesses Of Subconscious (headline)
- Education Department To Integrate School Shootings Into School Curriculum (headline and article)
News For Dogs is man's best news source. It is dog-specific satire. If this is what you're looking for, then look no further, weirdo. Here are the articles I wrote:
- Dog Jealous Of Owner's Walk Of Shame
- Owner Not Actually Holding Treat
- Dog Can't Believe owner Wearing Same Sweater
Go List Yourself was a website satirizing millennial culture and "buzz" news.
- 6 Do-It-Yourself Ways To Gentrify Your Neighborhood
- 4 Insanely Weird Sex Moves You Better Beg Us To Tell You More About
- 7 Things I Learned From My Dad About The Entertainment Industry
Tim's Tesseract was a sci-fi/horror comedy website. I wrotes a monthly column entitled Ensign's Log, the journal entries of a lowly ensign aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D. None of these links work anymore and the site is now defunct. Feel free to click on them anyways. I know how much you love clicking things.