Pitch

I was a long time contributor to the now-defunct online comedy writing app Pitch, founded by Matt Klinman at Funny Or Die. I ranked consistently in the top 25 comedians for jokes pitched, bought, and published through the app. My jokes appeared on the Pitch social media channels.

• That Kid From The Stable (image)
• Uma Thurman quote
• Facebook Glassdoor review (image)
• Fruit of the Looming Threat of Nuclear War (image)
• Fast duck on quack cocaine (caption)
• Better name for The Rock's new baby: Kid Rock
• C3PO Moving in Reverse